I RELEASED AN ALBUM ON MARCH 4 BUT FORGOT TO FUCKING TELL YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

http://records.sectionz.com/album/irra tional POW MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA. It's $5. FIVE DOLLARS. So it's cheap as chips, bud.

It's like, power pop sorta business mostly. Listen to a couple of tracks for free, and if you like it then buy that motherfucker because I need to afford to wear pants again. I'm starting to write a dickload more music now which is a lot of fun. I'll tell you guys all about it a month after I release the next album haw haw.

I love you NG. I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUU.

so when i first used fl studio back when it was still called fruity loops i used to only use the preset sounds but i was always like "maaaan this doesn't ever sound like i want it to and it really just sounds like what everyone else is doing!"

when i upgraded i got a cracked version of FL 4 hut like none of the pre-packaged samples worked at all so i had to go find my own on the internet. after a while i downloaded a demo version to use the in-built samples and they were actually totally shit compared to the ones i found anyway...

i think what i'm trying to say is that the first thing you should do when you get FL is to find a dickload more samples and instruments. with that in mind here is some stuff you might like:

SAMPLES:
http://machines.hyperreal.org/samples.
html
http://sampleswap.org/
http://www.mhat.com/phatdrumloops/
http://www.findsounds.com/
VSTS:
http://www.xoxos.net
http://www.tweekbench.net
http://www.sadglad.com/freevstplugins6 .html
http://www.digitalfishphones.com
http://www.smartelectronix.com

if you need anything more specific then google is your friend! we're all friends! hooray!

cool story, me.

pretty cool game, bro!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
531965

the music is pretty much the BEST though

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /191224

i wonder if people hear this and that track on miami shark and think i only make 8-bit throwback music...

unless you're going to automate the settings under each effect and play around with different combinations of solo and global effects within the same track, dblue makes your otherwise good song a shit fight.

i mean, this shit isn't "idm in a can". and it sounds terrible when you randomly throw it into a regular old song like i've heard on some dance radio stations lately. the best usage of dblue is subtle usage. nobody shouldn't be able to tell that you've used it just by listening to it once or twice.

classic example of how not to use dblue: steam machine by daft punk. i totally look up to daft punk and i don't know if it's specifically dblue that they used in that song but the "glitchy" sections in that song sound absolutely tacked on, like they were just an afterthought.

classic example of how you should use it: remix by aphex twin. again not sure if it's specifically dblue but it's implemented smoothly into the track and settings have been played with throughout the track. it's also used seperately on various elements with settings and automation unique to each instance.

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self indulgent badly thought out wank about stuff

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loldongs

Here = front page, by the way.

I'm thinking about this and I don't get why I have the ability to do so. Like, I submitted one crappy flash that got frontpaged like a billion years ago and since then I haven't really done anything noteworthy.

Oh yeah, Robot Dinosaurs music. Except I submitted that around the same time as the flash.

I guess maybe it's one of those things you earn for life because you're cool and you earned it and shit but still, holy hell I can post here next to important people like... I dunno, that guy who makes those cartoons that look better than mine...

ANYWAY look at this TB303 my girlfriend's dad gave to me for no reason and BE JEALOUS:

so if you were thinking of asking me to do music in your power of 3 team think a-fuckin-gain.

nah i wish really.

i'm bustin' out with i-smel (Robot Dinosaurs guy) and lenkobiscuit (Rocket Crotch guy). and our game is going to be better than yours.

also i made a short for explosm.net and it should be on their front page soon lol.

fuuuuuck yeah :D

Thanks guys! I knew I could count on you :D

In case you missed it: I submitted a flash and made a bet with a friend that if the submission got blammed he would have to give me 50 dollars. If it didn't then I'd be paying up.

The flash wasn't shockingly bad, but bad enough that it could go either way. He was fairly sure that it would pass and honestly, when I looked at it when it got to 197 votes I was rather worried but NG pulled through for me in the end :)

Thanks again, guys. Apologies to the two guys who fav'd it, you're also awesome :D

Here it is (without music):

bored enough to make a new post

waiting for i-smel (that guy what made cannoncrotch and crunchdown) to release his new game cause I'VE SEEN IT YEAH AND IT LOOKS PROPER MINT.

also the soundtrack is pretty excellent there's this one song by this really awesome guy but i forgot his name ;)

butts.

cause i gave him a long, tactful review about what exactly i didn't like about his song.

WELL THAT'S WHATCHA GET FOR BEING HONEST! :D

Actually I'm not really mad about it or anything. I think it's funny that he 0'd "Worst Fucking Song Ever", though. If he wanted to piss me off and really get a cold revenge he'd 5 that one and 0 everything else :P