i gave this a 0 because there were no upgrades or achievements and there were no references to video game IPs or internet memes also when i was playing the first level my computer exploded you should fix that glitch!!!
lots of fun with lots of character, a 3.90 score is baffling to me. if you re-skinned everything to dicks, boobs and video game IPs newgrounds would probably make this number 1. or maybe the score is cause it's kinda short and people aren't satisfied unless they have to spend hours in front of their computer playing a fuckin flash game. or whatever.
just because you're some dick who thinks they're being all edgy and dissident it doesn't mean you have to rate it 0. stop sucking yourself, you'll only end up with a sore back and a mouth full of your own spunk.
it's not that fucking hard to jump through the windows it's just a matter of jumping early or doing a small jump rather than holding down the jump button when you're in the air like a brain dead buffoon.
i see huge potential for a lemmings/mario vs. wario style flash game in this! unfortunately right now the only objective is to see how many stickfigures you can put in before the framerate drops to < 1 fps (i got 531 :\)
you should totally consider building on a free roaming denizen survival type game.
The main flaw with this is that even though it's a nifty little game there isn't a main objective within it (i.e. no incentive to win a lot of money) besides the highscore thing. You should add bonuses for large bets etc.
I dunno if it's just me but the happy side of the coin is coming up far more often than the sad side. You may be able to alter this depending on how you scripted the randomization.
like someone else said, keyboard implementation would be sweet (from my own experience its hard to do without getting latency issues though). If you're 1337 enough with AS and photography having something to scroll across octaves with would be cool too.
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All 10 game Reviews
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 3, 2011
i drew a dick
it was amazing
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2010
newgroundsy review
i gave this a 0 because there were no upgrades or achievements and there were no references to video game IPs or internet memes also when i was playing the first level my computer exploded you should fix that glitch!!!
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 20, 2010
maaaaassive
lots of fun with lots of character, a 3.90 score is baffling to me. if you re-skinned everything to dicks, boobs and video game IPs newgrounds would probably make this number 1. or maybe the score is cause it's kinda short and people aren't satisfied unless they have to spend hours in front of their computer playing a fuckin flash game. or whatever.
anyway newgrounds is gay and this game was bangin
lol "bangin"
It might have a low score cos everyone gets so many glitches; that seems like the kinda thing that'd turn a 5 vote into a 4.
but yeah it'd definately have at least a 4 if I'd made it all pixelated for no reason, an a 4.3 if I'd made it about sonic the hedgehog
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2010
^_^
just because you're some dick who thinks they're being all edgy and dissident it doesn't mean you have to rate it 0. stop sucking yourself, you'll only end up with a sore back and a mouth full of your own spunk.
we all know how to speak for ourselves..
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 13, 2009
are these people retarded?
it's not that fucking hard to jump through the windows it's just a matter of jumping early or doing a small jump rather than holding down the jump button when you're in the air like a brain dead buffoon.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
PROPER MINT.
@skeik guy:
FUCKIN BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Who would've thought people would play a fun, interesting game like this over another god damn Gradius clone?
:|
Oh yeah, great game and shit. Was a wee bit easy but fun fun fun.
Rated 3 / 5 stars March 15, 2009
For a simulation...
This is awfully unrealistic. The breath meter is unnecessary, since EVERYBODY knows that ducks have gills.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 20, 2008
oh my god
i see huge potential for a lemmings/mario vs. wario style flash game in this! unfortunately right now the only objective is to see how many stickfigures you can put in before the framerate drops to < 1 fps (i got 531 :\)
you should totally consider building on a free roaming denizen survival type game.
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 18, 2008
What's the point?
The main flaw with this is that even though it's a nifty little game there isn't a main objective within it (i.e. no incentive to win a lot of money) besides the highscore thing. You should add bonuses for large bets etc.
I dunno if it's just me but the happy side of the coin is coming up far more often than the sad side. You may be able to alter this depending on how you scripted the randomization.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 7, 2008
its kaaaay
like someone else said, keyboard implementation would be sweet (from my own experience its hard to do without getting latency issues though). If you're 1337 enough with AS and photography having something to scroll across octaves with would be cool too.